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talesofthearts: regalbryant: johnnynothumbs: ohyeahpartyat221...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:26:46 -0400

regalbryant:

johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:24:32 -0400

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satans-testicle: Taking this advice.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:54:25 -0400

satans-testicle:

Taking this advice.

squidwurd: this morning i was sitting at the breakfast table having my morning coffee when i...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:34:20 -0400

squidwurd:

this morning i was sitting at the breakfast table having my morning coffee when i noticed something weird about one of the wood mark things

so i looked closer and..

there is a random white girl embedded in the wood

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:33:46 -0400

andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabirdcage: GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:25:13 -0400

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

do-not-feed-the-animal: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: tardisinshire...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:24:42 -0400

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

imjackharkness: after a reporter was asking him questions while...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:07:19 -0400

imjackharkness:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

opeeta: watch-so-much-tv: lailalilac: ozzyosborntodie: i want to be a librarian when i grow up...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:52:51 -0400

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

hugh-danced-the-dancy: leonardodiretardo: i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:32:07 -0400

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

sleep: posting a textpost that you thought was clever but getting no notes

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:17:22 -0400

sleep:

posting a textpost that you thought was clever but getting no notes

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:15:23 -0400

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

jaclcfrost: hotels can’t be boring to me they’re just fun even if i’m sitting in the room watching...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:15:10 -0400

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

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sidnugget: like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:09:09 -0400

sidnugget:

like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:19 -0400

darecrowavis: aviculor: taleasoldastimelords: Men of Tumblr,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:15 -0400

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy